BOIL: Heat a pot of water for the noodles.
CHAR: Start by adding the avocado oil to a sauté pan over medium high heat. Once shimmering add in the scallions and cook them for 4 to 5 minutes until they char and turn brown.
NOODLES: Prepare the noodles according to package directions.
SAUCE: Once the scallions are brown, the soy sauce, dark soy sauce, chili, crisp, toasted sesame oil, sugar, white pepper, and kosher salt, along with 1 tablespoon of water.
TOSS: Drain the noodles, but do not rinse them. Add them to the sauté pan and toss in the prepared sauce for one minute over medium low heat. Taste and adjust with kosher salt or soy as desired.
SERVE: with your favorite protein and greens!